“Don’t worry, mom,” said Leah, holding the gloss applicator to my lips. “It’s called LipSmackers, but it doesn’t hurt.”
“Hey! This ice cream is boneless!” – Leah, age 3, on eating vanilla ice cream.
Think the child eats enough fish?
Photo Credit: Jessicafm via Flickr
Last year, we watched on YouTube as Leah at an entire jar of kimchi with chopsticks.
This year, Leah has moved on to bigger and better things : killing zombies.
In this rare, lunch time interview, self-proclaimed “zombie expert”, with three confirmed kills, shares some of her zombie killing stories, as well as some of her tips for staying safe during a zombie attack.
Leah, age three, just told me that she “wants to be an assassin when she grows up.” She said her “orange pet tiger will kill bad guys for her.”
She said she wouldn’t hurt me, though. That’s a relief.
Photo: Tiger Girl by bubble_gum via Flickr.